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Sandwiches
All sandwiches come with your choice of: Potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw. Sub green salad for $2.00, soup for $2.50 or chili for $2.75. Substitute locally made Field Roast on any sandwich for no additional cost.
Please add 50 cents for To-Go orders.
LIL’ BRAT $9.25
With turkey, corned beef, or Field Roast. A classic reuben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, swiss cheese and classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye.
DELUXE GRILLED CHEESE $8.00
Avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough.
FLIPPER $9.00
Our house made tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough.
TROUBLEMAKER $9.25
Sliced chicken breast, grilled with onion, monterey jack cheese, and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and spice sauce.
FIRECRACKER $9.25
Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo.
MS. PIGGY $9.25
Slow roasted succulent pork, and grilled onions topped with slaw, monterey jack cheese and our award winning sauce. Served on a toasted french roll.
SCAMP $9.25
Lean ham grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion. Another one of our best!
LIL’ PHILLY $9.25
Rich roast beef or chicken breast, grilled with onions, peppers and swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.
CHICKENHAWK $9.25
Sliced chicken breast grilled with BBQ sauce then topped with monterey jack cheese, red onion and bacon.
TURKEY AND AVOCADO $9.25
Grilled turkey with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.
ROAST BEEF $9.25
Thinly sliced roast beef served cold with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion. All on a toasted french roll with horseradish sauce.
EGG SALAD $8.00
Smarty Pants very own egg salad piled high, topped with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.
VEGGIE SUB $8.00 w/Field Roast $9.25
A toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! Lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, monterey jack cheese and hummus.
B.E.L.T. $9.25
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
GRINGA $9.25
Our succulent pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.
PIT BOSS $9.25
Savory ham, smoked bacon and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and pepperoncini. Served on a toasted french roll with mayo.
CHICAGO ITALIAN BEEF $9.25
Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house roasted beef served on Italian and topped with sweet peppers and giardiniera and dipped. Add cheese for $1.00.
CLUB PANTS $9.25
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread. Ed’s favorite.
Appetizers
CHIPS & SALSA $4.00
Need we say anything more? We make our salsa FRESH daily!
QUESADILLA $7.75
Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos … the works! Add chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili.
HUMMUS PLATE $7.00
Fresh homemade hummus, pita bread, cucumber, tomato, pepperoncini and red onion.
SALAD TRIO $8.25
A scoop of each of our potato, egg and tuna salads with grilled sourdough. Served on a bed of lettuce.
NACHOS $7.50
A healthy portion of corn chips topped with our three cheese blend, black olives, sour cream, salsa and avocado spread. Add chicken, pork, or Field Roast $2.50.
Greens
TACO SALAD $9.00
Mixed greens tossed with our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. Topped with chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa and black olives.
GARDEN SALAD $6.00
Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice. Add chicken $2.50
THE CHOPPER $8.25
Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with chicken and bacon.
CHEF’S SALAD $8.25
Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with ham or turkey, swiss , cheddar cheese and hard boiled egg.
CHICKEN CAESAR $8.25
Mixed Greens tossed with parmesan cheese, chicken, garlic, croutons and our zesty Caesar dressing.
Soups
FRITO PIE $7.25
A meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of Fritos. Topped with onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream. Dee-lish!
VEGGIE OR MEAT CHILI Cup $4.00 Bowl $5.25
Said to be the best this side of the Duwamish. Served with green onions and grated cheddar cheese.
SOUP Cup $3.50 Bowl $4.75
Ask your server for today’s selection.
Brunch (Sat. & Sun. 9am to 4pm)
Specialties
3 EGGS ANY STYLE* $6.95
Served with hash browns, baked beans and toast.
Add: Bacon – ham – link sausage $2.50 Morning Star vegetarian sausage $3.00
FAST BREAK SANDWICH $6.50
Three scrambled eggs topped with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion and our house special Trouble Maker sauce. Served on a french roll. Add: Ham $2.50
MONTE CRISTO $8.75
Turkey, ham and American/swiss cheese on french toast. Served with hash browns.
TEX HEX $8.95
A bed of chili topped with three scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos. Served with hash browns and toast.
BISCUITS AND GRAVY* $8.25
Served with two eggs and hash browns.
CORNED BEEF HASH* $8.95
Homemade with garlic, onions and green peppers. Served with 2 eggs, hash browns and toast.
HUEVOS PANTEROS $7.95
Scrambled eggs with corn tortilla chips, cheese and salsa. Topped with sour cream and green onions. Served with hash browns.
EGGS BENEDICT* $8.95
Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs and hollandaise. Served with hash browns.
TROUBLEMAKER PILEUP $8.95
Chicken grilled with onions and topped with monterey jack cheese and bacon. Served over a pile of scrambled eggs and hash browns. Served with a side of Troublemaker Sauce.
EGGS IN A BASKET $7.95
A classic! Two eggs fried in the center of toast. Served with hash browns and beans.
THE HUSTLER* $8.75
Rich, creamy and smooth. Two poached eggs, ham and hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.
CHILAQUILES VERDES* $8.95
Two eggs any style, Carne Asada, homemade green sauce and corn tortillas topped with sour cream, red onion and queso fresco.
EGGS FLORENTINE* $8.50
Split English muffin topped with spinach, tomato, poached eggs and hollandaise. Served with hash browns
OMELETTES
ALL OMELETTES SERVED WITH HASH BROWNS AND TOAST
RAPIDE $8.25
Three eggs, spinach, onion, mushroom and tomato topped with parmesan cheese.
COMET $8.50
Three eggs, ham or Morning Star veggie sausage, onions, garlic, bell peppers topped with cheddar / monterey blend.
BLACK SHADOW $8.95
Three eggs, sausage, ham, bacon and cheese topped with sour cream and green onion.
SCRAMBLES
ALL SCRAMBLES SERVED WITH HASH BROWNS AND TOAST
PANTAH $8.50
Breakfast sausage, onions and mushrooms are sautéed and combined with three eggs and topped with parmesan.
STORNELLO $8.50
Field Roast Mexican Chipotle sausage, tomatoes and onions are topped with queso fresco and green onions.
LODOLO $8.25
Tofu seasoned with curry, soy sauce and spices combined with tomatoes, onion, spinach, green peppers and mushrooms.
BREAKFAST BURRITIOS
ALL BURRITOS SERVED WITH HASH BROWNS
LOBITO $7.95
A flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, cheese and black beans topped with topped with salsa, sour cream and avocado spread.
MATADOR $8.50
Chorizo or Field Roast Mexican Chipotle sausage ride along with scrambled eggs, cheese and salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with sour cream and green onions.
EL BANDIDO $8.50
Spicy marinated chicken and pinto beans mix it up with scrambled eggs and cheese and find them in a hot flour tortilla topped with sour cream and salsa.
EL TIGRE $9.25
Carne Asada, pinto beans, scrambled eggs and cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and served wet with our homemade green sauce topped with sour cream.
Sides
EGG* $1.75
TOAST $2.00
BACON $2.50
HAM $2.50
LINK SAUSAGE $2.50
AVOCADO $1.50
BEANS $2.50
SOUR CREAM $1.50
HASH BROWNS $2.50
MORNING STAR SAUSAGE $3.00
Brunch Served Saturday and Sunday 9am-4pm
Try our fantastic bloody marys and mimosas!
*These items are served with or may contain raw/undercooked ingredients.
Consuming raw/undercooked eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness.
